For future reference: trying to cut down the mistletoe doesn't work. I've tried.

[ The clanging of pots and pans as well as running water can be heard. ]

I found the kitchen and it's a mess. I wouldn't mind some help cleaning but if no one's up for it, I'll just be the first to eat everything.

Ugh, this is so disgusting.

[ Sounds of furious scrubbing and grunting. ]